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I'm not allowed to say anything about something that was told to me .All I can say is it involves


Said to much already

 

Was it about...that thing?

 

Spill the beans...ve ave vays of making you talk...

 

I thought Bird was the word.

 

NO!

 

Just for @snotty

 

Yeah shhhhhhhhh. Nasty business that. Keep it under your hat. Loose lips sink ships and all that.

 

I thought it was loose bowels?

 

Nah that’s loose bowels stink sh**s. Totally different thing.

 

Is it that plumbing incident with the cucumber?

 

I can talk now ,it's all the TV .The coronavirus isolated Brits brought back from China have been accounted at Arrow park hospital , where KTjivedubbin works .she is in the building next door.
The isolation unit had been used for staff accommodation, the staff were given between 3 and six hours notice to leave

 

Two of my grandchildren were born in Arrow Park and they are frequent visitors to A&E there! I wonder if KT has met them!

 

this one

 

Did you wash your hands before typing that ?

 

Just doing it now

 

Too late!

 

BLTN

Better late than never

 

I’m ok. I’ve got norton antivirus.

 

Floppy disk ?

 

Tape reel

I no longer have a floppy disc since my doctor gave me tablets.