Mr bumbastic

Thank you @SweeneyTodd
Fixed

 

Should be "Mr Lover Lover", surely?

 

Oh no! Expect more ‘postal fun’!

 

Baynes in the bum init

 

Don’t put ideas in our heads

 

Don’t worry Mrs H opens everything, do you think I’d be trusted with the post

 

Thank you

 

Even stuff "under plain wrapper" ?

 

so your on an Internet forum for vws, you drive a cab, probably have a CFC numberplate and your postcode is...

Might as well have given us the house number and street name for good measure

Where do you keep the valuables?

 

Nobody's going to nick a Dyson. They'd simply get one from the dump.

 

You are welcome Bazza, I hope the elastic isn't too tight around the crotch area, I was guessing at size as the pic you sent, I thought, didn't do you justice!

 

Too late, Baz! I already ordered twelve pizzas, four sacks of coal and a supply of Gentlemens' Requisites. Should be with you shortly

 

Was it in ribbed vinyl, as Baz requested?

 

Now... what driveway didI have to get that 2 ton of horse sh@t delivered to?...

 

Has he got past his rubber stage

 

Where the sun doesn’t shine, and now would be a good time as I’m on my way to the home of football

 

Leopard skin lycra with a pouch................... At the back!

 

It's to keep his tips in.

 

Oakwell

 

I mis-read that!