Mother in Law jokes

Due to sudden deaths I do not have a mother in law as such, but I do have an Ex mother in law or as I call her Mother Out law. Poor dear was 90 last week. Where's the joke? oh yes .. she went shopping in Morrisons in her mobility scooter and took out a display of coconuts. The family have been trying to get Morrisons to release to them a copy of the CCTV footage.(£250 on you been framed) but Morrisons are worried it will be used as evidence to get more money. My oldest son has found a YouTube clip similar. So I give you ....


Now its your turn

 

My ex M-I-L was beyond a joke.

 

I never forget a face, but in my mother-in-Laws case, I'm prepared to make an exception

 

I wouldn't say my mother in law's fat.....

er, because she isn't really....

 

My ex M-I-L moved in to "help out" 2 weeks after we got married, she was still there 14 years later when I moved out!
The joke is I recently found out that I was paying her to stay!!!