mid life crisis

Suggestions please.

 

Might go to the shops tomorrow. M an s for elastic waist slacks.

 

Do you dance like your dad?

 

how do you know your gona make eighty , youve probably already gone thru mid life n falling down the other side , buy an e type n die in style

 

I told my mrs I wanted a vw campervan and a hot 22yr old lapdancer girlfriend.

Im still waiting for the 22yr old.

 

I'm deffo over mine, gonna go on foreign holidays and buy a Caravan and chill out, Two buses and a Beetle shortly up for sale

 

More like somebody on e, climbing a lectric pylon!

 

Jeez Barney now I'm feeling suicidal!

 

Haha, having just endured a horrific static caravan holiday my old man told me just to buy a (tow) caravan ( cos the campers never gonna make it anywhere) n! Not gonna happen!

 

If you did that then your mid-life crisis was 20 years ago.


And you missed it.

 

Should've just married a 22yr old

 

no thats more end life

 

Oh my, things are looking worse by the minute. Missed me bloody window now !

 

Don't make a drama out of it

 

As long as you haven't developed a sudden interest in golf, you should be fine.

 

n i thought you was havin mine have ya been darn the caravan shop yet ? weve got a few round ear , real pullerz

 

Grow my hair so I can have a comb over?

Visit topman?

Grow some jaunty facial hair?

 

any pics ?

 

You want me on top man with hair?