Your new nickname shall be "Joseph the carpenter" then? ... Or "that gullible cuckold who was hook line and sinkered by his wife's "immaculate conception" line? Pretty catchy eh?
View attachment 84455 Happy Crimbo! A taste of life chez Kkkaty... Just thinking that the 9.30am pre-brekky Prosecco was maybe a bad idea...
We managed to down the "bucks fizz" (how seventies) with the smoked salmon and scrambled eggs on toast, as traditionally made by the youngest unmarried .... Before a short walk and THEN presents .... I think we're turning Amish
He got a lovely snuggly new bed a couple of weeks ago (I told him was an early Christmas present). Been at my cousin’s all day so not opened a single present yet. Not sure I can be arsed now.... might just light the fire now I’m home, snuggle up on the sofa with the pup, and fall asleep. There’s always tomorrow.....
Bloody good job... Failed to est mad Lunch, bet.gor 4.15..just woken up..at least I've missed McIntyre and Christmas Bake off, so.not a complete right off ! Out of date Lemsip and back to bed !
OK so a very merry Christmas to all you cat lovers, dog lovers, hat collectors, Chelsea supporters, grumpy gits, argumentative trots/toffs and anybody else I've missed! May peace and reconciliation be with you and may you not have a hangover tomorrow! From us and the Poodles.
