Kock Out.

Drilled straight to Crawley. Well held. Fnarr.

 

He was teabagged in the gully, I heard

 

After being stroked through the covers

 

Late news: @Barry Haynes has been caught out behind the pavilion again.

 

He says he was looking for his middle stump

 

The bowler’s Willey, the batsman’s Holding .....

er hold on, that’s not right


The bowlers holding the batsman’s shin pads .....

no, still not right....what was it again?


Oh yes, got it now....the bowler’s name is Holding, Michael Holding of the West Indies Cricket team, with career best figures of 8 for 92, the batsman is Peter Willey of England and Leicestershire.

Hmmmm, it’s not as amusing as I remember it

 

What sort of drill did you use fa dat ?

 

Unfortunate radio commentary during England v India women's World Cup final, "It's about time she got third man up."

 

Would they be aloud to say WIDE ?

 

Barry's just been caught from behind with two balls in hand