My brother in law is a vegetarian and he certainly has …. everything he eats is covered in some form of spice/chilli so he can taste something.
I'm sorry, but I honestly don't think they did read too much into it. Whether or not somebody finds it funny or not, the implication in the joke is that they died jumping off the cliff, so please don't play the misunderstood game, it doesn't not work. Let's move on.
Perhaps it wasn't suicide at all, they may have been hallucinating on some 'dodgy' mushrooms and thought they could fly If we were not allowed to 'slightly' offend anyone, then comedians would be out of a job
Cheap toilet rolls, dont you just hate it when your finger goes through the cheap toilet paper. ? Other than that i enjoy my job at the old folks care home .
I went to a Dyslexic club last night. When the comedian came on stage someone shouted “Go on then - change colour!”
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Ones a super hero and the other is a command. HOLD…! HOLD…! HOLD…!
TWELVE BLOODY QUID to see Father Christmas! Waited in the queue for ages for a ONE minute meeting with him and a proper rubbish toy, what a rip off, FUMING! So glad I didn't take the kids!
I accidentally knocked our terrapin tank off its stand and onto the floor this morning. It was a turtle disaster.