Lord Finchley tried to mend the Electric Light Himself. It struck him dead: And serve him right! It is the business of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan. Hilaire Belloc
There was an old sheik named Al Hassid Whose tool had become very placid. Before each injection To get an erection He had to immerse it in acid.
There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who rogered young boys whilst confirming 'em To rapturous applause He pulled down their drawers And pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em!
As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives each of those wives had seven brides and all of em as ugly as sin
There was a young woman from Ealing who had a peculiar feeling she lay on her back and opened her crack and p---ed all over the ceiling. There was a young lady from westphalia Who painted her arse like a dahlia Two pounds for a smell went down very well but three pounds for a lick was a failure
The man who was new at the zoo Was put in charge of the gnu The gnu knew he was new And he knew the gnu knew And he knew the gnu knew that he knew
stolen off kunt and the gang on twitter... have you heard the new single by one direction? i'd rather lick a fanny with a yeast infection.
