It'll never take off.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Terrordales, Oct 17, 2018.

  1. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

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  2. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    All I know for sure is Flossie has never been the same :)
     
  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    The rot’s set in

    I think they’re all round bazza’s now trying his fondue set!

    Wine and cheese later
     
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  4. :eek:
     
  5. gnocchi, pesto and pecorino for lunch today. we're so cosmopolitan in Saltaire :)
     
  6. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    And then :eek:
     
  7. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    You googled that from some soft sarf menu didn't you :)
     
  8. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    You've been to one so enlighten us :)
     
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  9. Property prices are rising rapidly and the vpl has been resurrected :D
     
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  10. :lol:
    property prices are getting silly and there's too much yoga and quinoa for VPL round here :D
     
  11. Sounds like belching.

    That's all I'm saying
     
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  12. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Is that the names of 3 friends you’ve had round?
     
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  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Did your neighbour cook lunch?
     
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  14. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Welcome to The Ermintrude List, Malc.
     
  15. No, it was me!


    This time :D
     
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  16. Had a friend called Q once, I thought it was pretentious rubbish until he told me that his real name was Quentin and he though Q was less pretentious
     
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  17. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    I was backpacking years ago in Africa, and ended up travelling with a random group of people, one of whom was called Con. We knew his surname and it was certainly nothing to do with that, but he’d never admit what his actual name was..... in the end we constructed an elaborate distraction tactic whilst one of us rifled though his tent looking for his passport - cruel, I know, but not as cruel as his parents apparently...... Cornelius!!
     
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  18. Haha! Poor chap. :D
     
  19. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    I knew a lad who called himself Dilos. It eventually came out his name was Marc but Dilos was solid backwards - weirdo!

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  20. Sodlid
     
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