IT ISN'T REAL YOU KNOW The forum , it's just a cyberspace meeting place for like minded type 2 owners and your only judged on what you write if you write something offensive , the rest of the time we blend into the wording , there was a time when i believed i was popular or funny , i soon learned not to take too much notice : popularity brings it's own downfalls , we only count as a group not a single entity because on our own we are: well - just on our own really . However we are still not real just a figment of your over active imagination , has anyone ever met Terrordale's , no ? see , he's suppposed to be a mod and no one has met him , he's very popular but he has never been seen , a figment of your imagination - fact When we meet at a meet we are then transformed temporarily into living breathing things with vans and wive's and kids and beer , then we are real but only then and only for a fleeting moment , it is nice to be released from cyberspace into reality occasionally but somehow it is more comforting here in the ether , i mean you don't get the smell of burning decking here do you or the discomfort of sleeping on a portaloo floor ! So it's nice here but it isn't real , what a fix we are in - we are stuck in cyberspace with lots of like minded nutters that we haven't met or we think we have met but couldn't be absolutely positive because we were well bladdered at the time , i mean - the first time i met Jivedubbin he was dressed in a beach hut - how surreal is that ? , when i met DUBious i thought i had been cast in a tango advert and when i met paradox he had a magic screwdriver that turned my van to rust -- extra surreal that one ! But - i like it here in TLBS litle piece of cyberspace , the headquarters of the headcases that give me a headache , it's cool and chilled like a little oasis of calm , a restpite from the mainstream vw forum world - oops soz , that's earlygay ! No tlb is different , well meaning and friendly It is very helpful and there are time's when it just helps to follow a thread or laugh out loud at other people's sillyness , it helps to know we are not alone and there is other life in cyberspace , it is comforting to know other people inhabit the microwaves and they are just as dopey as me . Here's to morphing back into reality soon and meeting up with more of you hologram types . People who are not real - Lord congi - no one in real life admits to supporting Villa . Woodlubber - no one can drink that much and live . Hailfrank - just doesn't exist Terrordales - never been seen -fact Rickyrooo1 -- Brown vw type 2 , yeah right who would ? Tiny pie -- okay tiny exists in my mind ! Silver -- builder without a transit ?? Lord Charle's -- promised everyone beer - never delivered - fake member Morkc68 -- Two bays -- no one is that mad , fact i could go on as i know no one exists - but i won't !
Typical - another none existant reply's " he has a van that he is restoring " yeah right - he is not real either !
Tis I the ghost from the future It's only because I live in tomorrowland & you live in yesterdayland that no one has met me.
I am in bed, the wonders of modern technology permit me to continue transmitting from within the boudoir. It may be light over there but is it sunny .................... & warm?
See what i did with the opening Paragraph -- it looks like a negative post in the preview ! now you're smiling hopefully ?
If I am not real who did you pick those Westy cabinets up from? I admit my beer is not real as I haven't brewed it yet!
And have a chat at last years df to ? But you defo aint real cos you never picked a brewery name winner ! in the words of Gladys Knight and the get on your pips " it should have been me ! "
