Interpret my hallucination please

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Zed, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Following vaguely on from Berns thread.
    Some of you know I had a brief stay in hospital recently. They stuffed me with Morphine substitute and when that didn't work they added an evil drug called Diazepam into the mix. I only had 3. When I got home it was cold Turkey time. I had to keep the lights on because if it was darkish, things around the room came to life. I shut my eyes for a bit to see what would happen. This is what happened when I shut my eyes... Vaguely camper related... ;)

    Driving along on a windy road through trees in a camper with a mate. We turn a corner and find the road blocked by tarpaulin covered mish-mash of scaffold. Sign says "Eventing". What's this? we'll have a look. It's dark early evening autumn, raining and windy. Twigs blown off the trees all over the place. We get out of the camper and peer through the tarps.

    Inside is a toff on a horse, skidding about on the cambered wet road. We hear a bloke say "come on 'oss, you're making it all muddy before event starts". Turn to look and see a bare topped bloke like an Edwardian circus strongman who said this - he has two heads. Well we like stuff that's out the ordinary, so we just look at each other and carry on as if it's quite normal. There's a massive dog that puts it's paws on my shoulder then disappers as I'm distracted. Mate says "What's going on? - you can't just block the road when you like" Bloke deflects us by saying,

    "Eh lads, come and look at this, Ah's got a mini, sleeps six, on trailer."
    "That wouldn't sleep 3!" says mate.
    "Would standing up, that's what ah meant, anyhow, bet you never seen an electric tractor?"
    Two headed bloke scrambles through piles of dangling tarps getting all tangled up while we just walk past the end into a big building. He continues climbing over a pile of old church pews while I just walk past them. Then I'm confronted by the huge dog again. It has a tail like a paddle for a canoe. The dog's back end is submissive, flat to floor, tail wagging, but it's front paws are on my shoulders and it has a long, long neck with a tiny head. It's growling grrrrrr grrrrrrrrrr - high pitched growling like a little dog and baring it's teeth, back end still submissive....

    This was getting too wierd so I opened my eyes and decided to stay awake with the lights on. I wrote it down because unlike a dream I remembered it really clearly. What did it mean?
     
  2. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    At least Woody wasn't there ;)

    I will ponder the meaning and get back to you, not that I got a lot of sense on my thread ....
     
  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Its all related to your present circumstance, the people telling you to stop blocking the road were saying " move on " in life!

    The rest is all watching life .
     
  4. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    send me the ones you didn't take please.
     
  5. Got any of those diazepam left mate?
    There alright with booze :thumbsup:
     
  6. Every thing you see ,do or hear is stored in brain and at moments of , down time , like sleep or drug control random bits get activated / recalled and your brain is fooled into seeing them for real , a bit like when you have had a few beers everything is hunky dory ,,

    blimey did i just say all that
     
  7. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

     
  8. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

     
  9. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

     
  10. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    but bern, the 30/500 cocodamol are so boring now
     
  11. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

     
  12. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

     
  13. I'll just blag some of my doctor then ,normally say I'm scared of flying :thumbsup:
     
  14. I just think your mental Zed :)
     
  15. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

     
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  17. Stop spying on me riding my horse!
     
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  19. Woodylubber

    Woodylubber Obsessive compulsive name changer

     
  20. Top stuff Woody ,where we off then :)
     

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