With the words 1203 CAMP in it says it all! Even new Skodas I still think of the old ones, why does a Skoda have heated windows fitted. To keep your hands warm when pushing it. When I was younger someone on the other side off the road bought a new Skoda convertible. It looked like a mobile skip. Off a night time we used to go to the local building site and borrow a couple off them flashing beacons and put around it.
What is the difference between being inside Katy Price's bra and being caught inside a Skoda? You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda ! What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ? A miracle. How do you overtake a Skoda ? Run What is the difference between a school and a Skoda? Schools breaks up and a Skoda breaks down Why is a skoda and a baby similar? They both never go anywhere without a rattle Why did the skoda cross the road? It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial? A bumper car What colour shall i get my skoda in? It doesn't matter, it'll go brown through rust after a week How do you make a policeman laugh? Tell him your skoda just got nicked I bought the top spec skoda, this one came with an engine. Tom: 'I was gonna buy a passat but I bought a mondeo instead' Harry: 'I was gonna buy a skoda but i bought a bike instead' How do you make a skoda more sporty? Wear adidas trainers while driving it. Whats the difference between stress and a skoda? Stress makes you have a mental breakdown.
Czechoslovakia did very good engineering for what they had to work with at the time, and Škoda was no exception. Those were socialist times for them, and things had to be cheap, but they worked. Unlike some things coughbritishleyland* :-X
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