I'm off down the Indian...

...for a biriyani. Anyone want anything?

 

Chicken tikka masala, pilau rice, and a garlic naan pls mate. Oh, and a bottle of Tiger beer.

 

Only got Cobra. Brewed using genuine water from the Ganges

 

I was going to say x 2 but be cold by the time it gets here

 

That will do nicely then. I hear the Ganges is very pure.

I suppose I should have some poppadoms, and that stuff in the spinny thing that tastes like disinfectant as well.

Damn I fancy an Indian now!

 

It's impossible to eat too many poppadoms...

 

Might not be, snottys got Dells on his bus!

 

Would be quite a hike, with the ferry an' all.

 

Had mine yesterday ....3 course "banquet"
for £11 .....it seemed rude not to at that price.

 

Washed down with a pint of Double Diamond?

 

They’ve got Red Barrel. Bottle of Babycham for the missus?

 

I was in Southampton this morning, should have got it then. I was looking forward to my Red Funnel Mega breakfast but the bogs were blocked so they were not serving food, to say I was devastated is an understatement. It was funny when they told people before boarding the loos were not working and a hundred people set off for the bog lol

 

What’s the connection between blocked toilets and serving breakfast ?

 

Going down on an Indian is nothing to shout about.

 

Dont they have a poop deck?

 

Black pudding

 

Not allowed to serve food with no bogs, Health and Safety they said

 

Is the food that bad?

 

Old people probably, once some goes in .............