If You Had 1 Super Power,What Would It Be And Why?

self fellatio.

 

the ability to stop time and get on with all the things you'd like to do but never have time for

 

They've been doing that at Heathrow for years ...

 

haha you are ron jeremy the human hedgehog and i claim my £5.

 

To ba able to print money in your pocket ,so every time you put your hand in you get twenty quid

 

Thank you Einstein, but when you travel forward into your own time again it's already happened, so that's perfectly reasonable.

 

Don't be hard on him. He's French now, isn't that enough?

 

I do love a French accent.

 

I never said he had an accent.
Edit. French one anyway.

 

What, not even an Allo Allo one?

 

More like Officer Crabtree

 

I filled the van up one day and in my head I made sure of the pump number in french but when at the booth I said 7 in English with Allo Allo accent.

 

you should have done it in a len goodman one.

 

Did you say it loud so they understood?

 

Me dad did the loud and slow speak in Germany one holiday.

 

bettys dad did it in a garden centre that sold fish ponds etc in france , he asked an assistant "HOOOW .... MUUUCH ...IS THAT BLUUUUUUUE.... PUMMMP..... , NOOOO THE BLUUUUUUUUUUUW ONE.

 

it wasnt that funny but you should of seen her mums face when she said hes FRENNNCH burt hes not deaf n then said i hope he doesnt buy any fish ,he'll be opening and shutting his mouth next , we did laugh then .

 

Cant you do that?

 

nope.