I mean….it keeps him off the streets…

Some hobbies are stranger than others.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/man-wearing-kilt-walked-around-32164439

 

I’d rub chilli oil on everything in the shop and ask him to pop by again

 

For gods sake don’t ask him to pop in…

 

If he is a genuine Scotsman ...how in the name of the devil has he managed to get anything up his tight arse .

 

Is that a Scottish national pastime @Terrordales ?

Would also explain why it’s tradition to refrain from wearing under crackers as well

 

Anyone seen my kilt? I'm just off to Waitrose.

 

Is butt cheeks one word….....Or should I spread them apart?

 

Those avocados won’t smash themselves.

 

Papaya, darling. Papaya.

 

Are they vegan?

 

They've been passed by Greta.

 

I guess years of shouty red faced people telling her where to shove it took it’s tole.

 

Ruined her childhood, apparently.

 

Certainly not, it's only done at certain festivals.