Get yourself naked, bend over and touch your toes and get your misses to torch them off with an areosol and lighter. But warn them not to stand in your back blast area. Believe me you will never get them again. An old yeti master trick
Urban dictionary -"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store. Is this really something you want to share with us Malc
No No No -- Birdy has already had me in stitches with his pms tonight , don't go down that path again my Mrs will think i'm on the turn
Tonight i mean - you know what i mean - err , time for a dignified retreat me thinks ! - is that a gay term too