Hi to everyone old and new , just thought i would drop by and say hello Has Dog finished his resto yet ?
Its been a while, why dont you re-introduce yourself on my thread. PS ,your last diagnosis and treatment was correct, the malt worked, cleared up my rash completely !!!!!!
Glad you are fine Mr Joycee i do highly recommend a drop of malt before bedtime Paradox and Barneyrubble Hi again
i still can't locate one of those plastic split screen front panels for my baywindow bus , i need one asap to make her look a little more stylish , does anyone know where i can get one from ? i did try Schofields but it was a bad line and i think the bloke said " foot cough " and hung up , i could have helped him out with his cough !
Ah docter I'm glad your back .I'm all over the place like a bad rash ,can you. Give me something for it . I take it you still charge £200 for a consultation
Hello Mr Dubbin how are things ? Unfortunately due to rising fuel cost's etc i have reluctantly made the difficult decision to increase my consultation fee's to £250 for a five minute consultation , however in your case the prescription is on repeat so no need to come in to see me , unless they are getting bigger or bleeding !
There is also a small matter of my two young assistant nurses ( i hear they are a bit of a handful ) needing a hand to decorate their bedrooms , is anyone handy with a brush ?
I can see from your photo you have nearly got your bus to look like a splitscreen. Is the plastic splitty front the last piece of the jigsaw?
Hi Dr P. As the vice-president of the TLB old frats can I ask if you good give us a talk on what to be aware of as old fart.
Yes Mr Joycee it is the last piece of the jigsaw , i do like the look of a barn door split screen on a bay . Mr Wildchild i will pop over and do a little talk on the pitfalls of sliding into dotage !
Well Mr Rubble where do we start with this little list of ailments . It appears you may have been tango'ed sometime in the past , your addiction to all things o'range is now very apparent , may i suggest cutting down the visit's to the tanning centre to once a month starting gradually say only twice a day for the first week then once a day for the second and so on . Cut out the jaffa cake addiction by substituting the word jaffa's on your shopping list to O'ranges . Sorry can't help with the penis reduction you will just have to keep using the cheese grater on the tip until onset of age dampens your ardour . Come and see me again next week for another consultation and could you pay the receptionist in cash this time please , oh and try keeping your loose hand in your pocket , she come's from a very good family and is not used to that type of thing !
Thankyou im thinking of going brown , one of our other members of the farts club has pointed us in the direction of the brown bus, champoo edition. :-
