My personal favorite: Apparently this guy is a retired US fighter pilot: Clearly the overhead cables represent a significant hazard...
According to health and safety my tower should only be about 3 metres high, this was the crappest tower I have ever had to build take apart with a hammer. Notice napoleon halfway up, well it was in Paris.
Just be thankful you're not this bloke. He got all the way up there and realised he'd left his screwdriver in the van...