Happy Birthday fella. Hope you've had a good one. Sorry for these birthday wishes being sent so late in the day but it's @bernjb56 's fault. He said something about it not been on the events page............................I think he just hates you really mate!!
Oh by the way, I had to stop @Barry Haynes wrapping himself up and posting himself to you dressed as a bunny girl! Normally I would actively encourage that sort of thing but as it's your birthday I thought better of it!
I feel terrible I sent @crossy2112 a couple of bottle of Pride for him to celebrate his birthday, I think it was a bit too strong for him and he passed out, he should of stayed on the northern *******
You’re welcome, although I couldn’t understand what the bloke on the other end of the phone was saying, something about you being down the yard using the outside toilet
Don't tell lies. They had that San Izal tracing paper stuff and you wrapped it around your comb and played tunes through it! (And why you'd have a comb anyway is beyond me!!!)