Good bye...

They fiddle with your private parts, I hear...

 

Thats it I'm off on a plane tonight

 

Can i have your lawnmower?

 

Should be fine: you'll only have stuff like tools left in the cowlings ( if they're left unlatched, should sort that problem), aileron cables accidently reversed, that kind of stuff...

 

off to florida on wednesday - hope i get there - gonna get a weber carb from there

 

If you end up in any of those .........stan places, pick me up one of those cool hats the locals seem to wear
One of these


or one of these will do



Thank you

 

Very cool. If you want to get ahead, get a hat!

 

...APU fires, toxic fumes in the bleed air into the cabin...

 

Has he gone yet so we can get on?

 

As long as he remembers my hats

 

Well I made it



Rolls-Royce power see, dependable as usual. Nice smooth flight, got a good 5 jour sleep, watched Gravity, good film that. Then landed to see aircraft hangers made out of bamboo



Very similar to what I've seen in China, you have the very very rich living in close proximity to the very very poor. Its bloody hot, 37C out there and you can cut the air with a knife. I have a great view from my room...



Paradox, you're welcome to my lawnmower but it's only a 1600 so won't be up to powering your bus

 

I might not find my way home. They have exquisite vodka on tap



I've been told by everyone DON'T drink the water!

No worries there

 

I'm still alive!

Now in Bangalore, I survived another flight and my guts are intact. The drive from the airport was truly shocking though.

Picture this - unlit lorry doing 10mph in the middle lane of the motorway, stray dogs - on the motorway, coach parked in the outside lane - of the motorway, 452 passengers of the coach pi55ing up the central reservation barrier - on the motorway. My cab driver, on his phone, straddling the white line, talking to my colleague over his shoulder whilst doing 60mph - on said motorway.

I came close to leaving my guts on the back seat - absolutely nothing to do with the food i've eaten.

Full day in Bangalore tomorrow then a long flight to Hong Kong starting at 3am on Friday...

 

Sounds like your weight loss plan isn't going too well

 

Well, I've survived another flight! Now in Hong Kong about to take off for Shanghai.

Only 2 to go so all you blaggers might have to wait a bit longer to get your hands on my Doka

I'm gutted that I'm actually gaining weight though, no sign of the squirts yet, that means I'm going to have to start exercising when I get home

 

Its not looking g good the bugger is still with us..