Funny Siri fails

This is the area where you use Siri to post your comments on iPhone.
See what happens ...........

 

I am now using Siri to dictate to my iPhone

Today I used I iZettle to make a car payment on a Mosta cock

 

I lost my Mosta cock card

 

Off topic: markeyman, I've made the URLs in your signature links.

 

Thank you. Can't see it on Tapatalk.
Will have a look later tonight when hailfrank comes round .