Farting problems

I’m not say to much but no sprouts were involved . Betty has been sounding her horn and we are going to the fisherman’s club soon . I hope they don’t have the shipping forecast on

 

Raspberry ‘s could it be the raspberry ‘s?

 

Plenty sprouts + turkey curry = plenty bubbles

 

Cough n keff (not used that word for donkeys) just like a sheep.

 

Like Royalty and Show Business personalities I've had a fartectomy.

 

She'll be the parpy pooter

 

Betty and Mrs C could have a fart off

 

Betty has had a good night

 

I have a gas mask on as I write this.

 

Light one Barn

 

I've been blaming Tobin The Mastiff for the fragrant aroma the last couple of days .............................. I now suspect it wasn't him but was, in fact, Ms.T's mother.

 

Superb turn of events here, I let go a squeaky one and the dog immediately sniffed its bum thinking she had done it. Gotcha dog.

 

I only have to look at my dog when he lets one go and he slinks away looking very guilty.