Is now open for consultation I will be in the surgery for the next hour or so any problems feel free to post away
A really good friend of mine went out with some other friends and got very drunk indeed, he now has a rash, this friend does not know what to tell his wife and has been avoiding marital congress, the trouble is now that the rash is spreading and he cannot hide it any longer. Could you give me some advice please as the itching is driving me him mad :
To do a proper prognosis Iwill need a picture. Which you can PM me as I repect patients Privacy. If I cannot diagnose you condition I will post up the picture and open it up for public debate, do not be alarmed we are all friends on here. Regards your friends wife, take her to the next stag do you he is invited to, offer her around freely and then complan about what she has given youhim. :wasntme:
Dear Dr P, I am now completely cured. Could you please provide me with the appropriate certificate or I will kill you >
Surgery is now closed any emergencies call your nearest primary care unit or wait until re-opening tomorrow and remember I will answer questions on any subject no matter how small it may be !!!!!!!
How have you photograhed my van? Also do you have acne confining it with a bag will only make it worse
no ... he's got a cute little face ... it's just the rest of him you should avoid ;D ask him how his butternut squash is doing ^-^
Doctor doctor doctor make me well I've not got long to go now I can tell Doctor doctor doctor make me well I've not got long to go I can tell I've not got long to go I can tell ;D
Dear Doctor who are you really? you know too many things to be a real newbie, you even called my van "the poo bus" in another thread, also could you prescribe something for the condition of suspicious mind disease? i tried elvis and fine young cannibals but they get stuck in my throat.
Dear Doctor popper -- i want to make love to Rickyrooo1s bus , is that wrong , would it be more natural to want to make love to marowaks bus ?.
