Down to the last packet.

Nope it's wine wine wine and the meal last 4 hours.

 

Like you have better things to do.......

 

do you need PG to buy that

 

Packet of tea? Amateurs. We tend to buy ours in a catering bag of 1100 that you can buy in B&M Bargains.

 

Buy? Amateur! I procure mine from work.

 

Procure is such a wonderful word

 

Stealing is illegal. Another favourite is relocate.

 

Redistribute is another favourite

 

We ran out of some tiles for a job the other day, luckily I had some in what we call "the overflow warehouse" (my garage)

 

Hope you made a profit on selling them back to ThE owners

 

Plenty thank you

 

I was the owner, if returns come back to my warehouse and the job is finished I am supposed to skip them, sometimes I don't

 

And there's me thinking you were on about fruit flavoured condoms .

 

Is your bonus scheme.