Don't go outside. You might have a heart attack!

Seriously, this is advice dished out by a woman on BBC Breakfast.

Jesus Christ. She has just advised to not even put your rubbish out in this weather "in case you slip".

There is "being sensible", then there is just "plain over the top".

 

Yes I just saw that - also they said use all senses when driving. The force !

 

I shall do a full risk assesment before taking the rubbish up to the bin, then call my insurance company and make sure its ok.

 

Get some ski goggles like us posh folk or just pull down your Neanderthal like mono brow to shield your eyes.

 

I've already been out - but I'm OK...

 

I went out with the dog and actually did have a heart attack : or it could be indigestion, not sure now

 

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never heard it called that before lol

 

I just lent out of the door for a fag does that count? Its ok though, i lent back in after smoking it and was safe, phew!

 

I think I may be an icicle by the end of the day.

 

we are taking george to cresswell crags later to go in the caves but it s ok i am watching bear grilles so if we get stuck at least we can survive by drinking elephant poo

 

Are there many elephants there? You may be a bit stuck if you can't find any. You'll be left to survive on your own bodily fluids. At least they'll be warm fluids - yuck!!!!