Dog farts

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Moons, May 19, 2013.

  1. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Went to give the dog a cuddle whilst she's lying on her bed.

    There was no warning noise.

    Just a smell, suddenly.

    She looks at me.

    I look at her.

    Be both run for our lives.
     
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  2. It's that blameless look that gets me. My dog when I was a kid used to look over her shoulder, trying to find the culprit...
     
  3. Hahaha urrgghh

    well muggins likes to fart but loudly.... he has no shame what so ever
     
  4. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    He's a bloke, we are all the same :oops:
     
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  5. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    millie farts looks over her shoulder and sighs gets up and leaves it for you.
     
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  6. Eddie does "silent but deadly" ones and doesn't even flinch as he's delivering them. If I fart, he gives me a filthy look and walks off!!
     
  7. kenregency

    kenregency Guest

    i bet they are staffies as my one dont stop:TTIWWP: roxy6.jpg
     
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  8. kye farts scare him, he is not s farty dog but when he does does he looks at his bum and walks off ...bless 1623620403343.jpg
     
  9. I farted loudly last night, Murphwit is so used to being sent out for farting, he got up and left!
     
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  10. matty

    matty Supporter

    What gets me is their noses are much better than ours but they just lie there as the wallpaper melts and We have to leave the room crying
     
  11. Ive got a Blue Staff She Stinks When She Lets Rip :oops:
     
  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    We had the worlds greatest dog ever , her name was Rebecca but everyone called her " ratbag " she ate cowplop all day long and when she trumped spiders fell off the ceiling , man i can still smell em now - jeez Louise !
     
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  13. My Cockatiel used to fart when he ate cheese and onion chrisps he used to sit on the curtain pole guffing away, was even worse when he was sat on your shoulder.

    Havnt got a dog so blame in on the children in school and at home. I get one off those looks from the teacher when there is a bad smell in class.
     

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