Delivery soonish

I'm not meaning back in the war times, I'm not that old.

 

Young man I'll have you know, we had it rough back in the old days, a vw camper van would set you back £500, a pint 50p and Chelsea were Marmite

 

to many letters

 

contractions 8 to 11 minutes

 

every 5 minutes

 

Is he here yet?

 

Cigar is lit, must be here now

 

They say that during childbirth a woman can almost experience how bad man flu is.

 

I think you are exaggerating a bit, can't be as bad as man flu can it ?

 

At 03.00 this morning we have a new grandson,mum and baby both ok.Say hello to Fenn .

 

Hello little Fenn.

 

So this name thing, where's the Manthorpe connection?

 

Welcome to the world little Fenn! Lovely news!

 

Congratulations Nigel, and welcome little Fenn. It is traditional to announce the weight because women always ask that

 

Welcome fenn, Chelsea baby grow could be on the way?

 

Congratulations to you all, I just told Sal and she said how heavy was he?

 

Could be a lot worse. Being born in Nottingham they usually have names like Leroy, Nayfan, Gaz, Tray and the usual mis-spelt gansta names. So good job there's no St.Anns connections, innit.

 

Congratulations Nigel and family!

 

your a bit late to worry about that

 

7.5 llbs in old money