Dates

Have you bought a box of dates for Christmas.
Do you eat them or do you push them to the back of the cupboard.

 

Eat them, then make a model barge out of the box, as on Blue Peter.

 

Excellent ,our date box is plastic so will float ,for ever in the Atlantic

 

I'd chuck em over Snottys fence

 

The dates or the box ?

 

If it was the old wooden box I'd keep it. Good for colouring in pencils and paper clips.

 

They can make you sticky , I’ve abstained this Christmas .

 

A sticky end

 

I don't eat them as they look like they've come out the back of a camel!

 

Yeh

 

Nobody eats them. If they say they do, they’re lying.

 

I'm currently roasting my ( chestnuts) nuts on the fire

 

Over your fence with them as been said
And while you’re at it fling the fig rolls with them

 

Noooo. Figgy Roll are food of the Gods. Keep your bowels open.

 

I love fig rolls

 

While we're throwing things over Snotty's fence can we add sprouts ?? Blllaarrrgggg

 

^yes. Goes without saying. Sprouts are the Vegetables of Satan.

 

Un date ables

 

ive just had 6 with carrots brocolli and 2 slices of beef gravey