Guy walks into a cemetery looking for his Uncle's plot: He says to the attendant "Do you know where Frank Jones is buried" The attendant says: "Oh! The famous crossword compilier?" "Yes...That's the one" says the guy.... the attendant points towards the headstones and says "Three down, six across...."
Ta Da! Im back Bern, to save the day and rid it of bad jokes and innuendo! (Ive got my pants on the outside to!) Gotta be careful though, ive been warned about my jokes, so if your easily offended, turn away now.............. I took a girl back to my place last night. As we got into the bedroom I said, "I'm going to sha9 you like no man has ever sha99ed you before." "Oh really?" she smiled. I said, "Yes, now put this sheep costume on."
chap goes to the doctors: "what seems to be the problem?" "Well, I'm sick of finishing the crossword too quickly..." doctors says "Don't get too down"
Egg and sausage in a frying pan... The egg says "it's hot in 'ere init?" The sausage says "F*ckin' hell...a talking egg!"
