Cranky and Irritable

One of my favourite Viz top tips:

Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.

Followed by:
Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.

 

You're thInking of vegans.

 

Well I was wondering whether to have the Wotsits first or the cheese and onion crisps until you mentioned it.

 

I gave up coffee and all caffeine some weeks ago and feel less jittery and stomach feels better. I gave up gradually so didn't get the withdrawal symptoms.

 

I gave up the morphine and I'm on a non-addictive substitute. If we can't trust the pharmaceutical industry who can we trust.
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Admittedly, @Merlin Cat like behaviour......but according to google maps (love it), this is 40 ish Stone Street, New York, now.

 

Still waiting for my samples though

 

You should pop round my neighbours, I'm sure they would be happy to oblige..

 

ooops. I appear to have forgotten to give up nice stuff

 

I like the argument to vegetarians, that even Venus Fly Traps,a plant,eat meat...

 

@rustbucket dont forget your phone has two cameras, heres the other view.

 

If you eat meat you pretty much are a vegetarian as whatever you are eating ate plants before you ate it.

It’s like more efficient vegetarianism.

 

A vegetarian once removed, so to speak

 

Exactly.

Vegetarians and Greta blame cows for methane.

Have you tried a mainly pulse based diet? There’s no denying it promotes trouser coughs.

Thinking about it, Greta often looks like she needs a really good fart.

 

"You've ruined my fut....hang on a minute..."

Farp. Faaaarp. FAAAAAAAAAARP.

"Ah, that's better. Forget the climate - anyone fancy a pint?"