I have just convinced the Wilmas that we need to camp here tomorrow after a day at Lytham beach http://www.fort-san-antone.com/index.html I think they are quite terrified. I however am about to pop with excitement. It looks HILARIOUS. My boss has been and has described it as Jeremy Kyle with a Preston accent. I think it may be the finest camping night EVER ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D If anyone wants to come and join us (come on, embrace your inner Dolly Parton) give me a shout.
I can't believe you're going here without us - thats sooo unfair Have to admit though the menu looks good - soooo many steaks to choose from Have fun ya'll yeeehaw!!!!
oooh that looks like fun, we planned to go out wiv friends tom cos weather looked naff. Have fun n take lost of pics c u soon
San Antone is actually archaic lazy Southern dialect for San Antonio, a major city near me. Although under normal circumstances I would rather put a cigarette out in my ass than attend such an establishment here in Texas, I would give a kidney to see all you proper Tommies listening to Tammy Wynette, chewing tobacco and attempting to operate cowboy boots. "I say, Nigel. I must inquire, just how many aces are in this blood-er I mean dad-gum deck? " "Why Basil, is you uh callin me a cheat? Indeed. Them there is fighting words, I must say, if you will." :tophat: Take plenty of photos for us. Yee-Haw, and all that. And seriously, you might want to practice. Remember, deep breath and from the diaphragm. Don't be afraid to be loud. If it doesn't wake the roosters you're not doing it right. Bo Duke "Yee Haw" LIVE The Blues Brothers - Stand by Your Man
Are you serious?? I'm trying to persuade the others - Mr Mc went pale when I mentioned line dancing and the girls are trying to work out if they might see someone they know! Can't camp but could come for the evening as only down the road. Looks like a laugh - and I like a bit of Jeremy Kyle and speak fluent Preston.
I am perfectly serious. I am also perfectly upset as it took me all day to get through to them and they're fully booked for the weekend BUT it does mean I can pre-book for a different weekend. The Wilmas and Dubweisers are up for it, even Paley was disappointed when they said the site was full, so tell Andrew and the girls to get practicing their line dancing and I'll book us all a weekend Yeeeeehaw!
