Confessions

He's gone for the full Cher look...

 

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So did I

 

When I get home I'm going to rip my wifes knickers off!
































They are cutting into me!

 

i was going to go to skegness but changed my plans and went to cape verde islands so i could gaze upon @crossy2112

 

I once considered buying a Subaru Forester and hoiking the engine out and replacing it with a Type 1 engine as I wanted it to far far slower, be more sh**e on fuel and require ballsing around often to keep running.

In fact the only reason I didn't was that I couldn't find a really old neglected one with shonky replacement parts and little evidence of servicing....that was my sweet spot mill if being honest.

 

Sometimes when i go shopping i say l'm from Yorkshire and they knock 20% off. Try it.

 

didn't get any, he got properarsi with the paparazzi

 

Did he wear a white ankee n wave ta ya

 

I try the same and they just ask “Is there something wrong with you?”

 

Remember a person from Yorkshire is very similar to the average Scot - the difference is that the generosity has been extracted!