Cockney Geezer-enders

Well, sadly, Geezer-enders has had to be postponed, as Baz has had an unpleasant experience up the Elephant and Castle . He'll keep you updated.

 

That dog in the pub always cracks me up

 

You aving a giraffe

 

Just been looking at this......swimmin in Army and Navy. It looks like a plate of Moby Dick. Even if I were Hank Marvin this stuff wouldn't get near my North and South, I wouldn't be able to do a Richard the Third and it would give me a sore Khyber Pass.

Apologies to my Cockney friends but it had to be said.

 

Point of order, it’s liquor or slop not army

 

Slop, I think. Don't know how you can eat that without throwing up, Baz

 

Here's a short instructional video for those in the North

 

What???? ...He's left 10 bags of sand in his 'arse. I'm shocked....and not going to that London any time soon.

 

Up North liquor means something totally different.

 

Is it true they actually eat coal up there?

 

Not any more now all't pits ar shut.

 

You're tempted ..

aren't you..

 

Error....NO, but thanks for the offer.

 

They had to sort their own language after being so jealous of Yorkshire having it's own

 

What they actually speak !

 

Only when necessary

 

I thought it was a quotation from Shakespeare.