Christmas presents = How people see you.

My boss bought me 4 bottles of ale.
My bosses boss bought me 4 bottles of ale.
My bosses bosses boss bought me 4 bottles of ale.
The chap I work with bought me 4 bottles of ale.
My wife bought me 12 bottles of ale and a bottle of Gentleman Jack.

Family are arriving this afternoon. I wonder what gifts they will bring?

Hope you all have a very merry chrismas and may all your restorations come true

P.S. I did get some slippers as well

 

Had you worn out your old slippers putting the empties out

 

Lynn says that my old slippers are worn out.. I reckon they are just broken in

 

Wives are like that, as soon as something is comfortable they want you to get rid of it.

 

could be a resto thread coming

 

I've just unwrapped these:

 

Do you get splitty tat and beaver tat?

 

No splitty tat so far, and I love beaver stuff, it's not very easy to find so I know my friends have put some proper effort in.

Last year they had me a personalised mug and coaster set made, the year before I got a signing bath toy beaver and before that a beaver rubber ring for swimming. It's always a good suprise

 

i asked for a shirt n everyone got me one ,they all got the right size except betty plus splitty calenders n choclat

 

She plainly does not understand sprinting shoes when she sees them...

 

I've had aftershave, deodorant, shower gel, bubble bath, more aftershave, body spray, more deodorant, do you think people are trying to tell me something?

 

and no spitty tat, but my wife got me lots of bay goodies

 

Toffee's and a hat....

another memorable christmas ,would have prefered a rusty beetle...

 

I must admit I like a bit of beaver

 

Including some Hai Karate, I hope.

 

Have you had a shaved beaver before...?
@Beaver

 

See the baldy thread, cheeky

 

And yet you're still there.

 

Ah yes, but we're not married (25 years of unwedded bliss)