A Santa hat noooooooooo it wasn’t you wasit pinching peoples carrots Ive seen pics of you with your decos down not a pretty site init
When told I was to wear a Christmas jumper to a family get together I pitched up carrying this instead .... Geddit?
Incidentally Snots, did you catch Lucy Worsley's Christmas Carol Odyssey on the Beeb? Excellent as ever from barmy Luce