cat under the floor

I'm putting in a heating system for someone and have taken floorboards .one of there cats has got under the floor
It has until 16.30 to get out or it stays for the weekend.I might try the Hoover on it .

 

You need to carry a tin of tuna in your toolbox...

 

Hilarious. Please can kt pop over and video you extracting the, erm, pussy from the floorboard

 

Put some cat food by the hole to get out and, I kid you not, get a hairdryer on warm setting and blow it down the hole...

 

Seal it in and forget about it!

 

Sounds like a catastrophe, you must be feline very stressed.

 

done that and had to be called back
i found they tend to come out a bit quick if you take the board back up and bang on the floor behind them, just make sure there is no fancy china on the exit route

 

As you were. The pussy is out but is eyeing up my hole

 

Ooer !

 

Where were you going to insert the hoover just out of interest?

 

did you send a dog in to fetch it out? there was an old woman who swallowed a fly........

 

In old houses in the east end of London they often find dead cats walled up within them when doing refurbishments - apparently it was supposed to bring good luck. So just seal it in and bask in trouble free motoring.

 

all i could think of

 

In its general direction you should know you cant suck a cat up a Hoover

 

many years ago a Chinese restaurant near us closed and was being done up as a night club. the builders found a mummified cat under the floor boards on a silver tray. it was left on a shed roof for ages before it was moved. was it a sacrifice or a bizarre main course somebody sent back. who knows...

 

you forgot to mention his wood hole