I will come out dear, but do you know how much a new gold filling will cost? Stop taking stupid pictures and go tell the kids not to flush the toilet.
Mrs TW - in vicar mode... 'When I said it was a burial at sea I had a wider expanse of water in mind......'
She "who must be obeyed" was still quite angry that he had not found the engagement ring she had lost in the long drop toilet
Terrordales rushed home when his missus promised he could finally have a run at her shi* box. His disappointment was palatable.
well you told me jesus could walk on water dear and anyway if you want one deeper than LEF then i need a longer ladder
Having watched 'The China Syndrome' Terrordales fancied a cheap diy holiday somewhere in Northern Europe.