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"Very nice dear, but where are we going to put it?"

 

It's not going to fit is it

 

When I said get me a nice big vibrator I didn't mean that big

 

"Ooooh what a beauty,
I've never seen one as big as that before.
Ooooh what a beauty,
It must be ten foot long or even more."

(old music hall song about a prize marrow...)

 

Do you swallow it or put it up your bum.

 

Oh my, that's a big one, isn't it?

 

Fecking UPS leaving neighbour's parcels around here. Look at the nosey cow at 24, curtains are flapping like Katie Price"s undies!

 

Her & Frau Schmit state"It vreally vauz al reedy heer ven vee move-ed een. " When questioned by British intelligence.

 

Brace yersel Effy!!!!


PS, a very funny man, RIP.

 

Why is your watch ticking so loudly?

 

I know I'm constipated but that will clear out more than just my ARSE....

 

No, I can't get rid of it. It's a genuine NOS Westfalia part

 

Instead of a Big Brexit Bong on Jan 31, Mr and Mrs Brexiteer have decided to celebrate with a Big Bang. People told them it was a rubbish idea but they say they know better as we had worse in the war and we did all right and look at the bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover and how bad can it be really if you’re British and like Spam?

 

Lpg tank design has improved over the years.

 

Can the 2 of us really fit in that submarine?

 

How big was that picture of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies

 

Surveying the remains of the hot water cylinder following the Friday night swingers' bath party, Mr and Mrs Henson decided that maybe a combi boiler would have been a better option

 

Keep your hands where we can see them and just step away from The Guardian, Kate...