Confused 'dogger' has panic attack as he realises walking the dog in the park is totally different from his usual night time dogging.
'my dog has just Marmite somewhere, it's usually this long, if you see it stick a flag in it so the football players can dodge it!'
Modern day Fagan attempts to distract the crowd with wild stories of his water divining technique as the young child in pink attempts a long range pick pocket.