I was at the Rickmansworth canal boat festival a few years ago, and some of the boats were moded to produce belches of coloured smoke from their exhausts. It occurs to me that a belch of mustard coloured smoke from the back of my bus would get tailgaters to back off (or overtake) - any suggestions? Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk
I would like a row of switches on the dash labeled "yellow", "green", "purple"... Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk
Cmon folks, serious question! I reckon I could put a t-piece either in the fuel line to the carb, or before the check valve on the vacuum line to the brake servo - someone must have done this b4? Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk
When I was young and stupid I had an old mini, 30 years ago. I empied the water out the washer bottle, filled it with oil, removed the pipe from the washer jets and popped it into the air intake on the carb, flick the switch filled the little bowl thing, floored it and it had the James Bond smoke effect. Oh how we laughed !
There was a zombie/narrowboat thing on the telly I've heard - narrowboat full throttle churning up the water, zombies stumbling along faster. That's how it is. Q. What should you do if you fall off a narrowboat? A. Stand up.
To attempt 5mph would cost twice the fuel and empty the canal just if front of you. As you go along the water moves in the opposite direction so maybe your water speed increases but your progress doesn't. Soothing to just bumble along at 3mph...you can't fight it.
