calling the collective

As I approach a half century I have realised I don't have one.
So your mission if you choose to carry on reading this crap is to find me one.


I like it spicy
I like it plain
I like it ordenairy
I like it posh





Why don't I have a favorite meal?

Please help me find mine.

 

Your not 50 yet! FFS you must have had a long paper round!

 

Pie, chips & beans?

 

Ham, egg and chips?

 

Fish & Chips?

 

Only a few yrs away sir.
Yes I know your thinking he looks young.

 

Something exotic?

Haggis & chips

 

I dont eat fish but I do like battered, deep frid Halloumi - chips and mushy peas. Nice squeeze of lemon...Yum!

 

Yes all sounds good but is any my favorite meal?

 

chilli

 

Well I do have a pot of chilli flakes which I have a pinch or two on every meal, salt&pepper are so last year.

 

well speaking from experience ( over 50 ) you can't go far wrong with scampi and chips with a slice of lemon and peas cor i could eat it now

 

What sort of animal is a Halloumi?

 

Fried egg,bacon,sausage,beans,grilled tomato,fried bread,brown sauce. The full English

 

Perhaps some stir fried crickets?


or perhaps a nice Witchetty Grub Stew



or some snake kebab

 

For centuries shepherds have kept their flocks of Halloumi up in the hills above Athens......
They're very tasty staright from the grill with a bit of that green stuff...er salad is it?..... and a bit of hummus. I love it, and I'm a meat eater

 

Mmmmmmm yes, with nice runny yolks

 

Halloumi?

 

Chilli, chips and cheese???