calling all members of the old farts club

Can you please make yourselves ready this evening, as one our members may be about to spring a suprise and we should all be here to support the old fart. Thankyou, if you could say "ay" that your here that might help.

 

Eh? Nothing involving closets and suchlike? Though they do have their uses.

 

Ay - ever present. Don't take surprises too well at my age though

 

as it appened yet :-

 

I didnt know Jodie Foster was a member?

 

ay- ready and waiting

 

here for a bit

 

ay here now but be no good to anyone as the grandkids have been here all blooming afternoon and i'm dunin

 

Well Im just finishing off a bottle of red but i'm raring to go. Put em up I say, Put em up.Reporting for duty captain Mannering sir!

 

Its no use I can't hang around here waiting...bladder says its time to seek a little relief.

 

Ay. All present and ready for duty ere.

 

Would the member for Kiddie please stop waving his walking stick in the air and heckling please.

 

shuffle yourself over to the nurse then.


We do have a nurse don't we?

 

I've had my nap and now I'm ready ......