My 84yr old mum carn arf knit , you should see her fingers go, she doesnt even look whats shes doing BUT if i asked her ta knit me a pair of t its ??? she might wonder ;D. I do donate though.
I'd strongly advise TLB members not to google "knitted penis". There's a whole world of them out there...
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