Calender girls / bay owners

I heard a rumour that there might be a calender with bay owners covering there bits using spare parts , you know like naked except a spare wheel or exhaust pipe hiding said bits , would you do this and what would you use to cover up rude bits )

 

spark plug?

 

na i wouldnt maybe a windscreen wiper just for the crack ???

 

No-one would want to see my naked body, I guarantee it.

There is a reason why these calendars are better with women on them, and it's not me being sexist. The female body is a beautiful work of art. Men's bodies are lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day.

 

a nice way to fill a bus...

 

Its your best post ever Malc

 

now we know why he carrys that camera everywhere

 

If ever they want to do a remake of that girls in bus clip, i would lend them my van.

 

I'll just come along and.watch...

would be such a laugh making a calendar...

 

bagsy August ( its a bit warmer then )

 

The wife would like to know whether its for charity or anything. She doesn't like me getting naked without a reason anymore lol.

Think I'd use an ignition coil to cover my nether region, maybe a window winder if it was cold.