Buttocks

They're great, aren't they? Don't know what I'd do without mine. You can sit down on them, and they stop the ends of your legs fraying. Brilliant

 

I like touching them

 

Yours, or other peoples?

 

Mine have a big crack.

 

Do you take out the extended warranty?

 

Any, well as long as they're fairly nice. Mine are OK. Questions have raised in parlkiuamemnt about my buttocks. Who can and can't touch them, that sort of thing.

 

Access to Buttocks Act, 2005 (Amended 2013)? It's a legal minefield. I wrote to Which magazine about it.

 

Attractive people have offered to eat bacon from between my buttocks

 

Now that's just gross...

 

Bit of sauce it'll be fine

 

I know a few people that speak through them

 

Incontinentia?

 

All on here!

 

New pink Floyd album ?!

 

Biggus Dickuses wife, Incontinentia Buttocks

 

A great little German band.

 

They really stink

 

I liked that!

 

That's a dirty rotten lie and you know it. It was mange tout, and you promised you'd wear a Kylie mask

 

As long as it's not sausage, eh! I'll get my coat.......