Bus Security using Disappearing posts

Thanks Barry, when I asked the checkout lady if they had any disappearing posts she said no, but they did have some long weights and a new shipment of left handed screwdrivers. Although they couldn't find the striped paint that I'd originally gone in for.

 

I went into a camping shop looking for some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't see any.

 

And.... When rain gets inside and then freezes they either won't come up or go down which is just as awkward.

I have a post that folds flat / locks upright which is bolted to the concrete. Yes someone could try and undo the bolts but they'd be there a long time or have to make a lot of noise. As with any security they really are just a deterrent

 

Derr village idiot moment

 

she missed a trick there...."I'm sorry, they seem to have gone..."

 

with all the holes in your pockets i doubt you could have afforded it anyway

 

Or "Certainy sir, they're over there by the.....Oh!

 

Could I interest you in a sky hook?

 

I'd love one. Would you part ex for a battleship?

 

I think this might be about posts being locked

 

Not anymore, it's about my battleship. D'you wannit?

 

Sorry no battleship it's for the older generation I'm far to young FOR that

 

Has anybody seen an overseas post recently

 

I doubt you could afford it anyway.I need a more discerning clientele if I'm ever gonna shift it. I think I'll try gotmyownsilverspoon.co.uk

 

I had one but I left it in Bruggen.

 

Shall I wind the clock and let you shake the tree.

 

I Googled gotmyownsilverspoon.co.uk but nothing

 

it only comes up if you google it on a 2015 MacBook Air.

 

Oooooo

 

Ummm, yes please.




Is it ok if I say I don't understand your reply.

Obviously when I say I don't understand the reply I do understand each of the words you've used, it's just the juxtaposition of the various words which is confusing me.