Bit of a bug going around!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dicky, Mar 7, 2020.

  1. Who pays a tenna for under crackers
     
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  2. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter

    Most know that I’m now an Asda delivery driver. I’ve been rushed off my feet this week and they’re trying to get me in for an extra shift every day and to work on my days off. Tinned and bottled food is in the extras mix as is bottled water and loo rolls and kitchen rolls for the big jobbies I guess :confused:. What I’m struggling to get my head around is all the extra soaps and hand cleaner / sanitiser etc etc. Do these peeps not wash ordinarily??? I mean with all due respect, you can only wash so many times ;) . Oh, bleach and kitchen cleaners, same applies I guess ;)

    Ozziedog,,,,,,,, my left shoulder is hanging off from the extra weight :);):)
     
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    Here it is :)
     
  4. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Yes but cook it first Baz otherwise it scratches a bit. Lasagne sheets work best. Avoid vermicelli. It’ll end in tears. Ask me how I know......:rolleyes:
     
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  5. I hope all the people who are stockpiling genuinely do stay in their houses for two weeks. The roads will be lovely and quiet and once the shelves are restocked then shopping will be a pleasure. I bet you loads of them will take two weeks off work and then take to opportunity to get me round to service the boiler as they are home anyway. Morons.
     
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  7. Uncle P sorts your problems :

    Type A people - Under 70, relatively good health - go about your normal business and wash your hands like you should anyway, if you don't already wash your hands then you are a dirty pig. If you get a cold, it might have been the Corona type, but you'll not be able to tell the difference.

    Type B people - Over 70 or health compromised - stay away from Type A people.

    If I see anyone panic buying, I will following them home and sneeze through their letterbox.
     
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  8. I’ve never had hands as clean

    we are preparing for “lock down “ for three weeks
     
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  9. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    The bloke in the next bivvy sneezed earlier I've told the bailiff he should put the lake on lock down as a precaution, I'll see you all in 2 weeks:thumbsup:
     
  10. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    It makes a good substitute for pasta. Very tasty with a nice bolognese sauce.
     
  11. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    It's the media ...papers all winding fickle folk up to a frenzy they love it , big money for them .I hate them ..perfect for them ,just when they have finished winding everyone on Brexit . They are out there to blame everything and everyone .
    They want popping off every so often, when they get lippy .
     
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  12. Betty the Bay

    Betty the Bay Supporter

    Went into B&Q.....first thing past the or- ange buckets were packs of toilet rolls at twice the price the supermarket next door were charging!
     
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  13. I have been out to stock up on essentials
    Whiskey......check
    Rum.............check
    Lemonade..check
    Big bar of fruit and nut chocolate for the other half...
     
  14. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Supporter

    Saw a video on Twitter earlier showing people fighting on the aisles for the last couple of packets of loo rolls, utter madness
     
  15. Betty the Bay

    Betty the Bay Supporter

    You've spelt "whisky " wrong... @Terrordales won't be impressed!
     
  16. I don't get the bog roll bit just wash your asre with water. If it gets that bad bum nuts are going to be the least of your problems....
    Big asda by us looked like a tornado had been down the higine ilse
     
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  17. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    I'd lose the lemonade as well!
     
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  18. Got to keep hydrated...
     
  19. No he purchased Irish Whisky, cant beat a Black Bush
     
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  20. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Sorry, thought you were going to mix it with the whisky!
     

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