Big deal

so they’ve finally moved into their new £1 billion home, it has a 62,000 capacity, they have a retractable pitch, beer glasses that fill up from the bottom, all this for a club that last won the league in 1961, and have never won the champions league

 

Thought this was gonna be about the Telly series with Ray Brooks and the lovely Sharon Duce

 

Is it true Roman is making a pitch on his yacht Bazza?

 

Thought this was going to be that royal couple ,what ever there names are

 

Deal is not big it’s a small seaside fishing town .

 

If I’m being honest it does look very impressive

 

Why has it got a partin

 

Thanks baz.

 

Roman’s just deciding which of Russia’s assets are still available to steal, so he can invest more money in a new stadium.

The bear-wrestling should be quite popular

 

Looks ridiculous. The ball is going to keep getting lost under that raised bit, and it’s a serious trip hazard too if you ask me

 

Hopefully, it’s for when it opens up, and turns into a real sport like Moto cross, with electric motor bikes!

 

Its better than a lot of pitches I've played on, including that raised bit. Used to dream of a raised bit, at least that bit would be relatively dry to the surrounding morass.

 

Well they do say it's a game of two halves