Barbers

That was a close call

 

My barber Mark is ace. I usually go in for short back n slap, or a "Billy Casper" as we've christened it. £5 a pop and we just talk music. His other passion is Bradford City, but as I know bugger all about falldowncryingball, its music we talk about. Top bloke

 

£4,99 crikey you have to save up for one in Cambridge.
Went to a Turkish one in Mildenhall on Thursday asked if I wanted a number 5 didn't have a clue what he meant so we compromised by me asking just for a trim him looking blank and me telling him when to stop, seemed to work at least it doesn't look as if I have alopecia, was a bit concerncerned when he set fire to my ears though. Thought someone was talking about me when my ears were burning.
£15 for the experience

 

Haven’t been for years, I just cut my own using the dog clippers

 

Hmm, what's a Barber's

Do you have an urge to lay in front of the fire after, licking your.....hang on someone's at the door.

 

A copy of titbits , proper haircut and a singe, thats all a bloke needs. God I miss going to the barbers

 

Thirty odd years here Don.

 

Pie business is booming!

 

It's great having hair, isn't it Don

 

Are they gluten-free?

 

Get your mum to lick that top bit down!

 

Mine may be a lovely grey colour but at least I still have hair, unlike my brother who used to take the mickey out of me forfor starting to go grey in my 40's.
I started going grey around the time that The Eldest Unmarried was born, I wonder if there's any correlation?

 

It would be extremely un-brotherly to call him "baldy", so don't do that.

 

As we haven't spoken in many years that'll be highly unlikely.

 

Could always rekindle the relationship. Tell him you would've been in touch, but you've been washing your hair...

 

Just as soon as he gets rid of his wife.

 

I go to Ali in Knaresborough

........yes Ali Barber

Best name since Fred Bear carpets

 

You've clearly met Art

 

Gets rid in an “under the patio” sense?