Here's a day that suits TLB down to the ground: Ask a stupid question day. I cant think of any yet but give it some time.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
when your fishing.. and pull a fish out the water only to put it back a bit later.. does is swim off to its friends and tell a huge story about being abducted by aliens
If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner? If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? Why does your gynecologist leave the room when their patient undresses? If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Why do bible bashers insist on trying to convert non believers when they actually KNOW nothing, just like the rest of us.
Apparently ringing VW Heritage & asking about vouchers is a stupid question Why would you stop doing them? That will spoil so many people's Christmas ideas for bus owners now ... they might have to put thought into things instead ... AARRGGGHH!!
